DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE BABY WHOS HEAD CAME OFF?
GEHLEN AND THE MACHINE
May 8, 2006METAVERSE
May 10, 2006You probably shouldn’t read this post.
(01:25:59) Kirk Fisher: did i tell you about the baby whos head came off?
(01:26:10) eripsa@gmail.com/Gaim: um, no
(01:26:21) Kirk Fisher: i was working in L&D on thursday night
(01:26:40) Kirk Fisher: and there was a prem delivery
(01:26:46) Kirk Fisher: and the baby was low on 02
(01:26:53) Kirk Fisher: and the doctor tried to pull on its head
(01:26:56) Kirk Fisher: and the head came off
(01:27:11) Kirk Fisher: and they had to take the woman to surgery
(01:27:14) Kirk Fisher: to do a dnc
(01:27:21) Kirk Fisher: to get the rest of the baby’s body out
(01:28:08) eripsa@gmail.com/Gaim: holy shit. like it detached? or it just dislocated?
(01:28:20) eripsa@gmail.com/Gaim: did they get it back on? did it survive?
(01:28:26) Kirk Fisher: came off. completely
(01:28:28) eripsa@gmail.com/Gaim: jesus fucking god
(01:28:30) Kirk Fisher: no, it died
(01:28:51) eripsa@gmail.com/Gaim: wha.. how does that even happen?
(01:29:03) Kirk Fisher: no idea
(01:29:12) Kirk Fisher: evidently the doctor hadn’t seen that happen before either
(01:29:22) eripsa@gmail.com/Gaim: poor woman
(01:29:27) Kirk Fisher: but another doctor who came later told us that he’d heard of that before
(01:30:20) eripsa@gmail.com/Gaim: was it dead before that happened, or was it that that killed it?
(01:30:40) Kirk Fisher: it probably would have died anyway
(01:30:48) Kirk Fisher: but it was still barely alive
(01:30:56) Kirk Fisher: its o2 was way down
(01:31:24) Kirk Fisher: so it actually died from the decapitation
(01:32:03) eripsa@gmail.com/Gaim: well thanks for the bedtime story
(01:32:39) Kirk Fisher: yeah, i thought you’d like it
